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Donny The Dealer

This handcrafted statue captures Donny the Dealer in a classic moment—holding a bong and exhaling with his signature “waaaaahhhhh” expression. Complete with ...

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Big Lez – Bubble Head

£50.00

He says you’ve ruined Father’s Day.
But secretly… he loves it.

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Sassy The Sasquatch

Rated 5.00 out of 5

£50.00

Hand-sculpted, cast in eco-friendly Jesmonite, and finished by hand, this new Sassy the Sasquatch statue captures him cross-legged with a magnetic doobskin, ready to spin a legendary <...

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Big Lez

£50.00

Meet Leslie Mackerel, also known as Big Lez, from "The Big Lez Show." This handcrafted statue captures him sitting cross-legged with his cup of coffee and forearm glove weapon, his ...

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Mike Nolan

Rated 5.00 out of 5

£50.00

The quintessential Aussie tradie, clad in a high-vis bandana, sunnies, and tattoos, with a can of 3x bronze in hand and a trusty six shooter by his side. Expertly crafted ...

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Introducing the Wayno sculpture, a handcrafted tribute to the wise grey Sasquatch from "The Big Lez Show," created by Jarrad Wright. This meticulously detailed piece captures Wayno’s serene presence, ...

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Scruffy

Rated 5.00 out of 5

£50.00

Scruffy the Sassquatch is a surf-obsessed, spacey legend from The Big Lez Show—brought to life in durable, ...

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Clarence Claymore

Rated 5.00 out of 5

£50.00

With his oversized noggin and heavy backpack filled with essentials for skitz missions with the boys. From winning scratchies adorned with lucky mandarins to unfortunate encounters like Norton's poo smears, ...

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Choomah

Rated 5.00 out of 5

£50.00

Meet a Choomah from "The Big Lez Show." This handcrafted statue captures the wild energy of these yellow creatures from Choomah Island. He's holding a Trippa Snippa with a bite ...

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