Introducing my rendition of Scruffy the Sassquatch – a laid-back legend from The Big Lez Show, brought to life in solid, sculpted form. This figure pays tribute to the surf-stoked, always-baked bush creature dreamed up by the endlessly talented Jarrad Wright.

Handcrafted and cast in Jesmonite, Scruffy weighs in at around 800 grams of pure stoner spirit. He’s airbrushed, detailed, and sealed for a durable, high-quality finish—designed to sit proudly on your shelf, desk, or wherever the sesh calls.

Meet Scruffy:

Scruffy is the fourth sassquatch in the gang—equal parts spaced-out and frothing for the next wave. He lives for boogin’, and he’ll pitch his tent anywhere the swell’s hitting: quiet coves, violent reef breaks, even iceberg edges if it means chasing the pure, brutal beauty of nature at full peel. Whether it’s a calm morning set or a full-blown tsunami, Scruffy’s keen—he doesn’t care, as long as it breaks and barrels.

He’s got his classic red surfboard tucked under one arm—removable, of course, because even Scruffy needs options. His expression? A signature Scruffy grimace, like he’s just remembered he actually brought his shoes this time… only to realise there’s no point wearing them anyway. He now swears shoes are a government trap—though one’s magnetically attached, just in case he forgets it again (which he will).

When he’s not chasing waves or lying in the sand pondering the shape of clouds, you’ll find him running the Brown Town Servo, not knowingwhatwasgoingon, or forgetting what he was saying halfway through. He’s blissed-out, and built for the surf life.

Crafted with Precision:

• Hand-sculpted clay master, turned into a high-fidelity silicone mold

• Jesmonite casting for eco-conscious durability and a stone-like finish

• Removable red surfboard—custom-fit to rest perfectly under his arm

• Magnetic shoe attachment for that one rogue shoe Scruffy always almost forgets

• Airbrushed and hand-painted details, sealed with a protective matte varnish

• Balanced and display-ready, ideal for mantles, desks, or altars to the stoned and salt-soaked

The Spirit of Scruffy:

Born from a deep love of The Big Lez Show, Scruffy isn’t just a character—he’s a vibe. This figure captures everything that makes him iconic: the shaggy mane, the grimace, the chilled-out posture, and his commitment to the surf, the sesh, and  the spiritual. From the magnetic shoe to that “shoes are for narcs” expression, every detail is lovingly crafted to honour the crusty soul of this coastal wanderer.

Eco-Friendly & Built to Last:

Made from Jesmonite, a water-based, sustainable material with the feel of stone and the strength to last. Reusable silicone molds keep waste low, and each piece is crafted with care and intention—good for the planet, and perfect for the long haul.

For Fans of the Strange and Sunburnt:

Whether you're a die-hard fan of The Big Lez Show or just love weird, weather-beaten surf spirits, Scruffy the Sassquatch is a one-of-a-kind collectible. He’s weird, wild, and wander-ready, and he smells like salt air and smoke (metaphorically, of course).

Bring Scruffy home and add a dose of surf, weed, and weirdness to your space.
He’s more than a figurine—he’s a barefoot prophet of the swell.

Big thanks to Jarrad Wright for the world, the weirdness, and the wisdom of the sassquatch.