Introducing the unforgettable Clarence Claymore, a character as unique as they come from the twisted world of "The Big Lez Show."

Once a brilliant scientist on Kingdom Come, a failed experiment transformed him into something otherworldly—a green-skinned, saltana-headed, and noodle-bodied freak. But despite his bizarre appearance and perpetual pain, Clarence remains resilient, always eager to lend a hand, even if he's the butt of the boys' jokes.

Picture this: Clarence, with his unmistakable green skin and oversized noggin, carries the weight of the world—or at least a heavy backpack filled with the essentials for a skitz mission with the boys. In one hand, he proudly displays the winning scratchy, adorned with three lucky mandarins. But in the other hand, a less fortunate encounter—a smear of Norton's poo, a reminder of life's unpredictable balance.

Inside his trusty backpack lies a treasure trove of necessities for the ultimate adventure with the crew. For Mike Nolan, a pack of Winnie Blues. And for those moments of introspection or escapism, a plac-key bong, to transport them to another realm. Wayno's quartz crystals offer clarity amidst confusion, while the Sasm8 gas burner stands ready for explosive encounters on Choomah Island.

But it's not all seriousness and explosives—cookies provide a sweet reprieve but carful not to get Wayno's batch as you might go on a bad trip which will set you back a extra $150 bucks. A pocketful of blue meanie magic mushrooms promises calmer psychedelic journeys into the unknown.

Despite his trials and tribulations, Clarence maintains an upbeat attitude, his smile a testament to his resilience.

With catchphrases like "ooohh yisss" and "ah well," he faces each challenge with a mix of optimism and acceptance. And amidst the teasing and taunts, he never forgets to show gratitude, always quick to thank his mates for their support, no matter how unconventional.

The Clarence Claymore sculpture is more than just a depiction of a character—it's a tribute to resilience in the face of adversity, a reminder to find humour and camaraderie even in the strangest of circumstances. By bringing Clarence into your collection, you're not just acquiring a piece of art, but a symbol of perseverance and friendship from the wildest corners of television history. So why wait? Embrace the weird and wonderful with Clarence Claymore today.