Clarence Claymore

Name: Clarence Claymore - OolongTooLong
Price: 70.00 GBP
Availability: InStock
Rating: 5.00 (1 reviews)

Rated 5.00 out of 5 based on 1 customer rating

(1 customer review)

£70.00

With his oversized noggin and heavy backpack filled with essentials for skitz missions with the boys. From winning scratchies adorned with lucky mandarins to unfortunate encounters like Norton’s poo smears, Clarence’s adventures are packed with surprises. His backpack holds treasures for the ultimate crew adventure, including Winnie Blues for Mike Nolan, a plac-key bong for escapism, Wayno’s quartz crystals for clarity, and Sasm8 gas burner for explosive encounters. Amidst it all, his upbeat attitude and catchphrases like “ooohh yisss” and “ah well” reflect his resilience and gratitude towards his mates.

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Item Details

Handmade

International delivery from a small business in England

Clarence Claymore returns in this fully upgraded V2.0 edition — digitally remastered from the original sculpt after a high-resolution rescan, with enhanced textures, sharper detail, and a stack of newly added hidden elements for hardcore fans to discover.

Straight from The Big Lez Show universe, Clarence is one of the most unforgettable characters to ever stumble out of Kingdom Come. Once a brilliant scientist, a catastrophic experiment transformed him into a bizarre green-skinned, saltana-headed, noodle-bodied mutant. Despite his constant suffering and being the target of endless skitz banter from the boys, Clarence keeps pushing on with his trademark optimism, awkward charm, and chaotic energy.

This V2.0 release brings Clarence to life like never before. Every detail has been carefully refined and enhanced — from the folds in his backpack to the grime, textures, and facial features that make him instantly recognisable. New intricate additions have also been worked into the sculpt, including Wayno’s cookies, quartz crystals, and hidden blue meanie mushrooms scattered throughout the piece, giving collectors even more to explore.

Clarence stands geared up for another wild mission with the boys, carrying a backpack loaded with absolute essentials for surviving Choomah Island. In one hand, he proudly holds a winning scratchy featuring the legendary three mandarins. In the other? An unfortunate smear of Norton’s poo — because balance is important.

Inside the backpack, fans will uncover a collection of iconic references from the series:

Winnie Blues for Mike Nolan
A trusty plac-key bong for transcending reality
Wayno’s quartz crystals for spiritual clarity
The infamous Sasm8 gas burner ready for total destruction
Wayne’s cookies… though taking the wrong batch could cost you an extra $150 bucks and a terrifying trip
And of course, a stash of blue meanie mushrooms for the calmer psychedelic adventures

The upgraded digital remaster also introduces richer textures & cleaner sculpt definition

Even after everything life has thrown at him, Clarence still faces the world with his classic “ooohh yisss” and “ah well” attitude — a symbol of resilience, loyalty, and finding humour in absolute chaos.

More than just a sculpture, Clarence Claymore V2.0 is a tribute to friendship, weirdness, and surviving the madness alongside your mates. Whether you’re a long-time fan of The Big Lez Show or a collector of unique pop culture art, this remastered edition captures the strange heart of one of animation’s most beloved oddballs.

Embrace the weird and wonderful with Clarence Claymore V2.0.

1 review for Clarence Claymore

Rated 5 out of 5

Reece Musson (verified owner) – June 26, 2026

Came very quickly, very happy with it. I thought it would be quite light, but it’s really solid and very well made. Fantastic job. I’m very happy. Thank you so much.

Hand-Sculpted Originals

I create the original sculpture by hand, capturing the unique details of characters from “The Big Lez Show,” the cult Australian cartoon series by Jarrad Wright. This original clay model serves as the master for a limited edition run.

Limited Edition Runs

After sculpting the original clay piece, I make a silicone mold to cast a limited number of statues in jesmonite. This allows me to maintain the quality and consistency of each statue while preserving the handmade feel.

Support a Small Business

When you purchase from me, you’re supporting a small business dedicated to bringing unique art to life. Your purchase helps me continue to create handcrafted pieces inspired by “The Big Lez Show.”

Durable and Eco-Friendly Materials

I use jesmonite, a durable and environmentally friendly material, to cast each statue. This ensures that your statue, whether it’s Big Lez, Sassy the Sasquatch, Donny, Mike Nolan, or Clarence, will stand the test of time.

Iconic Characters and Designs

My statues are based on beloved characters from “The Big Lez Show.” I aim to capture their distinctive personalities, from Big Lez’s iconic look to Sassy’s unique charm. These statues are perfect for fans who want to bring a touch of their favorite show into their home or office.

Hand-Painted for Unique Details

Each statue is airbrushed and hand-painted, adding vibrant colors and intricate details. This process ensures that every piece has its own character and uniqueness, making your statue a standout addition to any collection.